#122 – Horny Hangover – 3/25/17

#: 122
NICKNAME: Horny Hangover
DATE OF HOOKUP: 3/25/17
DATE OF LAST HOOKUP: N/A
HOW WE MET: Tinder


STORY:

I met this guy for a weekday lunch one day. The lunch went fine, but not too exciting. Didn’t hear much from him for a while, so I figured he wasn’t interested. Then he text me the day after St. Patrick’s day. He wanted me to come over but I was a mess that day so I said why don’t you come here, but no reply. Okay…

The following Saturday I got the same “come over” text. Ok fine. But his one requirement was that I had to take off all my clothes as soon as I walked in the door. A little awkward for our first encounter, but whatever.

I wore a see-through babydoll top and jean capris when I went over to his place. He answered the door in his briefs, which was my response to his request. I stepped inside the door, set down my purse, kicked off my flip flops, and started to unbuckle my jeans. As he stood there and watched me undress he slipped his hand into his underwear and started grabbing his dick.

After peeling off my skin-tight jeans, I unhooked my strapless bra from under my top and dropped it. If he was still wearing his underwear, then I’m still wearing my babydoll!

We went into his bedroom. I asked him if he had a condom (although I had already asked before coming over) and he pulled one out of the nightstand. He laid down on the bed and I crawled on top of him. We started to make out and I took over playing with his hard dick and put it into my mouth.

It wasn’t very long before he grabbed the condom and started to put it on. I climbed on top and started doing my thing. Before I could even get close he was done. After apologizing and promising me “next time” he explained that he had a lot to drink the night before and he was still all messed up. He explained to me that being hungover and horny is a “thing.” Right…

I mean, I get that you can’t always perform at your best, but maybe you should at least try to give a good first impression! That wasn’t even memorable.

LESSONS LEARNED: No effort into my pleasure. Selfish Fucker. Not worth my time.

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